Monday, April 20, 1998 Online Edition 102 |
David and Goliath The government's interest in influencing the laws of another country could possible be attributed to the "remesas" or money sent to Honduras from family members living in the United States. These small amounts of money add up to millions of dollars every year, a considerable amount in a small economy. These jobs in the United States make up in part for the lack of opportunities in Honduras. So the issue has become a national priority for all sectors of the Honduran government in an effort to negotiate an agreement with Washington to allow this flow of dollars to continue. The proposal made by Honduras This Week two years ago was to do what other countries do in their negotiations with the United States: contract experienced lobbyists to represent Honduras' interests, as opposed to sending an angry president to argue over the United States' laws. For many years Honduras has been an unconditional ally of the United States, believing that their political views were preferable to those in Moscow or the Vatican. New sentiments are coming forth in this battle over illegal aliens, however, and high government officials are making strange declarations. A politician recently stated that it would be better to require French than English as an obligatory second language in public schools, and the president of the National Congress has announced that they will be "reviewing" all treaties that have been signed with the United States. It seems that our leaders have forgotten the dimensions of the situation. It is wrong to give the idea that we are a powerful nation, able to negotiate freely with the United States. Power of negotiation today resides in economic power, and we are economically dependant. Our ability to negotiate with dignity in these "golden days" is limited. The government must find the way to place our demands in the most polite manner. We cannot afford a giant enemy to the North, and we must not enter negotiations acting as if we think we could. We insist that our government seek a permanent solution through the use of well-known lobbyists such as Susan Davis and others. We must defend our nation while protecting our image.
FROM THE TRENCHES By W. E. GUTMAN COPAN RUINAS -- Once or twice a year, as I retreat to this lovely little town for much needed R&R, I grant myself the vicarious pleasure of addressing readers directly. I do so at my own risk, all too mindful that these informal soliloquies -- like some of my essays -- generate discordance and vituperation, and, on occasion, invite a threat or two. Subscribers of special-interest on-line services (HONDO1 among them), where some of my most rabid detractors regularly purge themselves, know what I'm talking about. Nevertheless, I yield, eager to reflect on the synthetic outrage my articles seem to engender and bound by the obligation to set the record straight -- again. No journalist worth his salt is immune (or totally insensitive) to criticism. Scorn, ridicule, insults, and -- in some parts of Latin America -- gagging, imprisonment and assassination, are occupational hazards. What baffles journalists is not rejection of their work but the banalities and vilifications to which some readers resort to trivialize or repudiate underlying truths. Given the truculence of my most vocal critics, it would be futile to parry, point by point, all of their assertions. Outlandish insinuations are quite another matter. I can handle hostility; I shall not be misconstrued:
W. E. Gutman is a veteran journalist and frequent contributor. He is currently on assignment in Central America. |
MORE ON OLD GRINGOS SEEKING YOUNG HONDURENAS Dear Editor: Being an old gringo myself, I have been amused by the recent letters concerning liasons between gringos and young Hondurenas. They seem to ignore the obvious role that biology plays in producing such liasons. If there is an injustice here, it is that of nature in limiting the number of eggs that a woman can produce in her lifetime and not limiting so drastically the age when men stop producing sperm. But nature compensates in other ways. Men die on average 7 to 10 years younger than women and men are not so important to the survival of the species as women are. Why should women remain sexually attractive beyond their reproductive years since from nature's point of view it would waste considerable sexual energy to no avail. Remember that evolution has no interest in our pleasure. It has been my observation that men have an instinctive need for a woman's love and affection to survive. Bachelors, widowers, and divorcees have much higher mortality rates than happily married men. Without this instinctive need men would never marry to begin with. Sexual propagation doesn't require a long term commitment. Women on the other hand, with a few million years of evolution haven't needed the love of a man so much as his presence. He provided protection for the wife and especially for the children from the murderous genetic competition of other males, as well as assisting in obtaining food for the family. Now with modern society and its civil protection of individuals, men are becoming less and less necessary for the survival of the species. Female spiders devour their mates after fertilization. This doesn't bode well for us males. In a macho society men don't admit a need for love and affection and believe it sufficient to find sexual pleasure. Yet, it has been said that half the men that visit prostitutes are content with talking and caressing short of orgasm. Women, on the other hand, in a poor country like Honduras know full well the economic benefits of an older man with a secure income as compared to a young man with a macho complex and no intention of sharing his meager income with a family. The biological facts argue so strongly in favor of liasons between older men and young women that any efforts to dissuade them is likely to have the opposite effect. Those of us easily dissuaded will leave the field and cause the girls to seek even more aggressively the few "rich" gringos remaining, resulting in more aggressive female children being born. Likewise the more aggressive gringos will reproduce themselves and the "easily persuaded" will not. You can't fight evolution. Clay Black
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Monday, April 6, 1998 Online Edition 100 |
What started as a Catholic celebration of the day of Christ's resurrection has turned into the biggest holiday in Honduras: Semana Santa, or Holy Week. Hondurans celebrate Holy Week in many ways. There is the traditional reflection on Christian spirituality and Catholic masses celebrated throughout the week. There are also parades in many areas that reenact Jesus's journey to the cross. There are culinary specialties prepared during this celebration, including soup made from dried fish. Then, there is the popular celebration of Holy Week: the BEACH! Honduras is blessed with beautiful beaches. Holy Week comes right in the middle of the hot dry season, so many people take advantage of the vacation time to head to Honduras' picture perfect coasts to soak up some of those rays and seek refuge from the heat in the ocean waves. They will flock to the beachfront nightlife of La Ceiba, the white sands of Trujillo, and the funky beach town of Tela. Others will head for the Pacific, to the beaches of Cedeno and Amapala Island. Honduras has beautiful beaches and it is easy to get caught up in the Semana Santa excitement. If you do choose to join in the ocean front festivities, we remind you to take a few precautions. Take care of your skin while sunbathing; don't forget the sunscreen. Time flies when you are having fun and before you know it your vacation could be ruined with sunburn. Be extremely careful about the water you drink and the food you eat. Heat at the beach can spoil food quickly, and with the recent outbreak of cholera it is important to be certain that any drinks are made with purified or boiled water. The beaches will be crowded and petty thieves love a crowd. Keep your eyes open. The highways to and from the beach will also be crowded. Plan extra driving time and take frequent breaks to remain sharp and calm while driving. Be aware that other drivers may be taking extra chances in their rush to get to the beach and drive defensively. If you do drink, limit your alcohol consumption. Being in an unfamiliar location and being surrounded by hundreds of locals on their version of spring break is a time to be on your toes. If traveling by car, designate a driver who will not drink at all. Then join in the fun. A nationwide beach party with sun, sand, music and food will provide a Honduran experience not soon to be forgotten. We at Honduras This Week will also be enjoying a short vacation. Our next issue will be out April 18. |
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